Christina
2003-07-17 | 7:16 a.m.
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I almost completed the goal last night. I nearly landed Christina Aguilera. I got us tanked on "Cheap Red Wine", and then had her all interested in me. I was pretty lit to, but then one of her videos of her dancing around naked with 2,168 naked men made me change my mind. I decided to stay safe and not contract 50 STD's in one moment of passion. It's cool though, we decided not to be friends.
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