Dude, where's my Leon ?
2003-08-20 | 7:33 a.m.
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So I was walking by the drugstore looking for some lambskin raincoats when this chick, Kristy walked up. She said she wanted me to satisfy all of her worldly desires, and I was like "Baby, you picked the right dude. I am a man among men. Women want me, and men.... well they want me to." I decided to be nice and give her an extra special good time. We went to her place and I let her look at me with my shirt off for 2 hours. After that I went home and she was totally satisfied.
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