This is a picture from my first visit to Vegas years ago. I was out talking to this whore when she asked me, "Leon, how can I get so slim and streamline as you. You are so perfect?" and I was like, "Mary, you have to stop hot boxing King Dongs, and pass up an all you can eat buffet every now and then."

I think I hurt her feelings because she said she was going to take a bunch of sleeping pills and call her boyfriend, Bobby, when her plane landed. I never heard from her again.