See in this picture I was at his dinner party, he kept calling it his "Last Suppper", but I called it "The Apostle's Chicken and Waffles". Anyway, it was all going good until Jesus starts talking about "Thrice before the fortnight is out, you shall deny me."

I says to him, " Do you want me to beat the Be-Jesus out of you Jesus." Then he slapped me on the back and we got slosshed on wine. It ruled.