Anyway, when I was marrying my woman, you may know her as J-lo, I wasn't that nervous. She was all, " Leon, you are so beautiful, and well endowed. Be mine forever." And I was like, "Well Jenny from the block, I am as hot as any one man can be, and when I am gracious enough to go slumming and actually speak to a woman that isn't royalty you should feel lucky. Then we made out." It was cool.

I filled out divorce papers this morning.