Celine
2003-06-11 | 7:33 a.m.
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Well, I almost did wonders for US-Canadian relations yesterday. If I had been successful in my attempt to bash her head in the Americans would feel much better about themselves. Celine was out walking on the beach and I snuck up on her with my Bat. All of a sudden she saw Bob Hope's lifeless 100 year old carcass walking up the beach and she ran to him and started trying to make out with him. It was disgusting. Next time I am aiming for Barenaked Ladies. They are too fat to run away.
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