I hung out with my boy Brian today. We were "Chewing the fat" about how totally awesome I am and he was giving me all of these compliments. He was like, "Leon, you are the fastest, strongest, best looking (in a very masculine way) guy in the world. Teach me more Mr. McPhelps." I told him my secret was a little thing the French call a certain "I don't know what". Then he guaranteed a Bear's Super Bowl victory. I'll be there big guy. Maybe if you guys need another linebacker I can fill in and hold his towell while he is on the sideline.
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