Well, I went to a baseball game this weekend. I got kicked out for heckling. What is that all about ? All I did was take in a sign. The only thing I was obstructing was my view of the dirty skank whore that is Derek Jeter. For some odd reason he was offended enough to ask for my departure when I unfolded my sign from the crotch of my pants. What a sissy. I was just trying to offer a little constructive criticism.
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