Shower
2003-07-29 | 7:17 a.m.
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Well, I had a nice night with these ladies last night. They wanted to experience "Leon", but I said no. I came within inches of all of them and all of a sudden I had the urge to jump in the shower. Tori Spelling looked at me straight in the eye, and I was lucky I was in the bathroom. I vomited on Jada's shoes. It was weird. Anyway, they say if life gives you lemons you make Lemonade, well after that experience I guess I am supposed to make crabcakes.......
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