I was out with this chick named Salma last night. She was all over me the whole night and I couldn't beat her off with a stick. She asked me to take her for a walk on the beach and said she "accidentally" lost her clothes in a large gust of wind. I think it was one of those "accidental on purpose" things sort of like when you are little and "accidentally" walk in on your mom while she is naked. I don't know, I never did that but I have heard from other guys. Anyway, Salma wanted a real man instead of that Norton guy.
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