Star Spangled Leon
2003-09-15 | 8:12 a.m.
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My football team, Da Bears, invited me to sing the National Anthem this weekend. I told them I would just to be nice. I wasn't excited about it, but what the heck. Anyway, I went and sang but they made me stop half way through. Thirty seven women in the audience, and 12 men passed out in orgasmic delight. The police men were going to arrest me, but they ended up asking me for my autograph and trying to take my pants off.
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