Here I am with my boy Rob. He was being all sad and stuff about his woman leaving him for a Karate instructor. I told him what he had to do was go out and get blasted on morphine and beer and wake up snorting crushed up pez off a 56 year old gym teachers pimpled butt. He disagreed and we had a 34 minute argument about the Osmonds with or without Donny. We decided it was a draw but I feel I won the debate.
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