Catherine Leon Jones
2003-10-21 | 8:50 a.m.
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Well, I went for a smoothie yesterday and to my surprise I ran into someone cool. I was knee deep in my sour cream and onion delight when Catherine Zeta-Old Dude- Jones walks up and says, "Leon, if I said you had a gorgeous body would you make out with me, seriously." I was a little surprised since I wasn't dressed up, and my breath was sluggish from the sour cream and onion, but I popped and altoid and took her hand. On our way out to my sporty 3 door coupe a van pulled up. A mummy with Bleach Blonde hair and a Viagra bottle jumped out and took her away from me. It's ok, I know somewhere in the world she is thinking of Leon. Yeah.
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