I couldnt believe it. I was amazed. They called my name and I couldn't speak. I slapped all of my competitors on the butt and made my way down the aisle with Tony Danza's voice ringing in my ears. It was so Leon, I mean awesome, no I meant Leon. The other chicks were mad because I can eat what I want and still not gain weight but they were vomiting for half of the first 2 rounds of competition. I know I deserved the title of Ms. America, even if I am a man. We all know I am a sexy piece of man meat.
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