Courtney Cox-Leon-Whatever
2003-10-25 | 8:03 a.m.
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So I was walking around this week and all of a sudden this chick, who happened to be Courtney Cox Whatever, from friends recognizes Leon. I was a little shocked that she was as forward as she was, but then I remembered who her husband was. I knew she was craving some manly attention then. We went back to her place and she asked me to put on a Kurt Russel wig. I said no, then she kept asking me how I felt about gerbils. It was really weird and it totally freaked Leon out. Luckily she has a mouth that belongs in the back of Hustler magazine. After some serious making out, and watching the first 4 seasons of "Friends" on DVD, she untied me and let me go home.
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