Save the last Leon
2003-12-09 | 8:10 a.m.
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I went clubbin' last night. I was just hangin' out, chillin' when this chick walked up to me and was like, "Leon, you are so awesome. Dance". Then she started jerking around and spinning like an epileptic. I calmed her down with an erotic dance of my own. None of the people in the crowd could ignore my awesome "Cabbage Patch", or my "Not Quite Running Man". Then I busted out a 15 minute interpretational dance of the battle of Gettysburg. It was sweet, all of the inner-city kids applauded and fired a 256 gun salute. It was "not attached to the hook".
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1 People Wish They Were As Awesome As Leon!
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