Johnny told me that if I was sick he would take me down below. I denied his request at the blatant homosexuality of the coment. It got heated for a moment and Johnny dropped his mast on my leg. Luckily he had a big knife to get it off. We patched me up, then patched things up. It was pretty cool. He is going to give me a part in his new movie.

Johnny Depp in "Willie Wonka and the Crank Factory"