Last night I was hanging out with my boy Sean. It was all pretty cool and until he started getting tanked on some kind of wine since he is such a little girl. He started telling me how I should drink more wine because it is classy and that is what aristocracy does, drink wine and get fat while eating snails and weird things that would make a Billy Goat puke. I disagreed, and the discussion became heated. Finally I gave him the old 1 finger salute and we took it outside. He was a tougher man than I had expected. It took Leon 14 seconds to knock him out cold. That is four seconds longer than it took to knock out Elton John.
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