We started by having her smack my bottom just like Mommy used to. She was pretty good at that but the curling iron just wasn�t hot enough so the welts on my skin just weren�t up to par. Then she made me a yummy warm breakfast of breast milk and I must say that it was refreshing. I haven�t been thirsty since then. Well I have but only when I am around women with low cut tops. But that was normal anyway.

So finally I tried her out the best way I could. She fits the part perfectly I must say. She pays more attention to her job, she is caring, nurturing, and she works hard. Very, very, very hard. I mean she gave me�. I mean it, 110% as long as it took until BOOM, the job was done, and the crew was taking pictures and video of the aftermath to show just how good Babs is.

I laid back on the bed and she and I discussed the possibilities of our future while I took a nap. Well she discussed some stuff then while I was a prick and slept through it all. She is now going to pass on the roll as my mother to serve as my personal assistant and take care of me 24-7 from this day on. Hopefully I will find someone that can do as good a job as her soon because she is quite old and it wouldn�t be bad to have 2 personal assistants you know. There are plenty of jobs to go around if you know what I mean.