The Costner
2003-11-17 | 8:37 a.m.
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I was hanging out at this place watching the Bear's game and turning green when all of a sudden this porkchop comes up and asks me for my autograph. I was a little ticked off so I didn't talk to him that much. He kept going on and on about how Elvis was cool, and how he wanted to make a 4 hour movie about how cool I was also. I didn't disagree, but I didn't ham it up with him either. I listened to what he had to say until he invited me to the bathroom and started taking off his belt. I declined and smacked him in the back of the head while he walked away. It was totally not cool. I suggest you all stay away from "The Costner".
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