I went on one of those ride along things and I decided this was the life for me. First me and my two teachers got ready for the day by taking a shower, they are really close because they don't even leave each other when they bathe. It was a tremendous sign of trust and respect. Anyway, we then went out to catch the bad guys.

We busted a gang of skateboarding punks. They had a can of spray paint in their possesion so I held one of them down while my backup broke both of his legs. They were full of excuses while we were beating the DNA out of their heads, they kept screaming, "But we are only 12". I have no idea what they meant by that, there were only 8 of them. They got what they deserved, and then we went back and lathered up for our "End of shift shower, shave, and self hernia examination." I could see myself doing this job for a long long time if I had partners like this.