They all wanted me, and I think I know why. But after the session was over and they woke up Jennifer, Salma, Naomi, Diane, and anyone else that had passed out from being so close to "The Leon" I got to talk to the photographer.

He said I was really hott, and if I kept up the hard work and dedication I could be the next Mario Van Peebles. I disagreed so we discussed my goals and talents and settled on the fact that I would probably be the next Richard Grieco instead.