Luckily our other "Friends" Jennifer and Courtney were there to pull me off of him. They cooled me off with a soothing 2 on 1 massage that ended happily on my part. But anyway, after the massage and the food everyone left and I killed Matt with a soup spoon. It was awesome, then I laid his broken body on the doorstep of my upstairs neighbor. He doesn't speak English so he won't be able to explain it when the police get an anonymous call anyway.