Somebody recognized me, I think it was a hot young female, but it could have been a slightly less than straight male, I am not sure. He shoved me onstage and said "Talk to John". Well I did, I said to him, "So John, why the long face". He said, "Well I am not sad at all Leon", and I responded, "No, seriously, why is your face so long. I don't care if you are sad or not, you look like a skateboard grew a body and started walking around."

For some odd reason John took offense to that and tried to insult me by making fun of my hair and saying that I wasn't really that awesome. He said he thought he was almost half as awesome as me. Whatever. I fired back by saying that his face looked like a 50 year old catchers mitt with Beef Jerkey laces. Then I fired a couple of fastballs into that catchers mitt, and by that I mean that I beat him like the sissy girl he is. There was nothing personal, I just don't think people should act like they are more awesome than they are, and he is not.

I think it may have gotten out on video because Ralph Nader already called and canceled our appointment. Too bad, he has really big bags under his eyes. I could work with that.