I painted a mythical unicorn on his, because he asked me to paint something that reminded me of him. When he saw it and didn't like it I painted a grayish pasty flesh tone on there that really looked like his real skin. Especially after I put the nasty little hairs on there. Anyway, after some of the neighborhood kids went away I walked into Dave's house. Looked around a bit, and all of a sudden he jumped out and scared me.

I stunned him with his stun gun, beat the daylights out of him and then took a bunch of his stuff to make it look like a robbery. I didn't get much good stuff. Just some fake blonde hair extensions, a guide to hair replacement for men. Some naked pictures of Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler, and a letter to "The Leon Fan Club " written with magazine letters. It just said how "I" was Leon's biggest fan, and that "I" needed us to be together forever. What a psycho, when I found that I got really ticked and put Tabasco sauce on his genitals and droppend him in front of a Taco Bell. We will see how long he lasts.