After getting stopped at security for the sharp object I carry on top of my head, and the awesomeness that oozes from me at the X-ray machine I became slightly annoyed. They also didn�t understand how I could walk so easily with 3 legs. Anyway, when I got to the end of the line, as usual the female attendant had to have a body cavity search. I remarked at how odd it was for me to be searching her, but it was not appreciated. I begged and pleaded to be allowed to use rubber gloves, and to my dismay wasn�t allowed. Then my request to use my hands for the cavity search was denied. All in all it was a grim trip, but at least I am still awesome.