First I patted her down to make sure she wasn’t packing, and let me tell you she was. She didn’t have a gun, but she was definitely packing. After I rubbed…. I mean patted her down I decided to go ahead and calm the situation down and tell her I wasn’t a burglar or a rapist. Well, not a convicted burglar or rapist. I kept yelling, “Hey, it’s me Heather”. But she wouldn’t turn around. I even told her my name and she just thought I was trying to trick her.

Finally I yelled, “Hey, turn around Heather. It’s me, Mr. Multi Orgasm”. She then turned around and looked at my face. She was pretty happy to know that I was not going to cause her bodily harm. She said that when she first saw me she only saw the fact that I was carrying. This time she inspected me to find that I had no gun. It must have been something else. Anyway, we had dinner and a movie after that. She enjoyed herself, three or four times. It was sweet.