Yeah, then I told him that we could end up the movie with me showing off my insane ability to swing from building to building with large strings of my own��. Well nevermind. After I mentioned that he got pretty ticked anyway, he started yelling, �James Dean Turns Me On!!!� Then he turned the kitchen table upside down and started bumping and grinding on it like Beyonce would on the nearest Krispy Kreme Donuts delivery driver.

After I calmed him down and removed him from the table he started to talk a little more normally. He said how he was kind of infatuated with me. I explained that it was normal, that even though he had considered himself a heterosexual man, that I in fact was �The Leon� and that my powers of �Awesomeness� could turn someone as completely heterosexual as Richard Simmons toward the cock. He agreed, and then we got on the couch and snuggled. I really didn�t want to participate in this activity due to the fact that I am in fact not gay, but he had a really good way of convincing me to do what he wanted. Yeah, that�s all I have to say about that. It wasn�t very sweet.