I suggested they replace the terrorists and their evil plot with Johnny Cash�s rotting corpse on stage being beaten by me with the guitar he was holding in his grave. That will last for about 1 hour and then the rest of the movie can pertain to the social and political reform taking over this nation�s public school lunch lines. Then I said the title should be �Leon is Awesome�. They disagreed so I had to use more powerful means of persuasion.

I got on the table and seduced them with one of my gyrations that lasts 10 minutes and also involves me removing articles of clothing in a way that is both tantalizing to the eyes and the nipples. Especially the left nipple. Anyway after I unzipped my pants and groped around a little they were forced to pay attention to their work and not watch me so we reached a decision about the movie. I will be called �Terror at Midnight is no Match for Leon�s Aweosmoeness�. They will keep their parts as gay secret servicemen and I will foil the plan to let Whitey�s into the Source awards while performing a drive by urination on Roseanne. Then we are on our way to the local elementary school where I will rape Johnny Cash�s corpse while it is standing in the lunch line. It will be sweet.