Anyway, I will tell you the story. A few of my friends had a party for me. They said they wanted to let me know exactly how awesome I am, but since they couldn�t do that they just had a party with all kinds of promiscuous sex, drugs, alcohol, curse words, and rock and roll. We got this band called �An act meant to deceive or trick with a backwards Q� and they rocked the house while I made my rounds. I bumped into some people I knew, I groped some people I didn�t know. You know, normal drunken party activities.

It was turning out to be a good night but I had not had a lot of drinks yet. I was going to wait and not have any alcohol at all but Courtney Love showed up nude and I had to get as drunk as possible to remove that image from my mind. The previous nude photo I had of her in my mind was of her sinking to the bottom of Larry Flint�s bathtub dead. I was quite fond of that picture and it is about the only way I could stand to see Ms. Love nude, dead and sinking in a bathtub. But I digress.

I was getting pretty buzzed, you know the feeling when all of the women start to look a bit hotter and even some of the guys do to���. I mean no. It was warm in there but no man was becoming attractive at all. No. Anyway, anyone who has been drunk as much as I have knows that after 28 beers you are going to get some so I picked this nice looking lady named��. Oh well. It wasn�t important. I seduced her by vomiting in her hair and telling her that I desperately wanted to shag her mother�s fur coat. She then took me home and I shagged something, I know that for sure because I feel relieved today. Oh yeah, parties are awesome. Especially parties for Leon.