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So, are you guys going to go see my movie? It’s going to be awesome. It opens soon and they even decided to change the title to what I wanted. Yu-Gi-Awesome. Oh yeah, it will be sweet, and the story is actually good. My two obviously homosexual co-stars and me travel across the world while I make out with all of the lovely ladies and they judge all of the wardrobes while drinking from champagne glasses and smoke out of cigarette holders. It is awesome; well my part is awesome. Anyway there is this one part where we are traveling through this one part of England where the women have not teeth…… wait that is all of England. Anyway, I was liking it a lot but the boys, or should I say girls were not to fond of it. Anyway, during my soliloquy I go off about how the artist captured Leon perfectly. The abs, the arms, the huge blue eyes. It’s enough to give Anime chicks dreams of Leon even more than my normal picture gives normal chicks dreams of “The Leon”. Then I dazed intently into the camera and told any anime chicks that were interested that I would then grace them with my presence. I got to the nearest Krispy Kreme donut store to find my kind of woman and I had 4 makeout sessions with 6 different women. You do that math, oh yeah. Then this one chick came up and she was totally hott, so I was like “Hey baby, would you like to go get some pizza and some Leon?” She blushed and turned away and then I said, “What, you don’t like pizza?” Then it was on, we got back to her place and she got wild and crazy, she wanted me perform the Silence of the Lambs tuck so I was out of there quickly. All in all the animated me is pretty much as awesome as the normal me. Oh yeah, I am sweet. Photo Courtesy of the Awesomeness that is Mark Marchal http://stale-mem.diaryland.com/ He did a wonderful job on the Leon and you should leave him a note and let him know. YOU DA MAN MARK!
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