Anyway Jude picked up on my sadness in the middle of the dance club in London, I think it was called, �Leon Is Awesome�. Yeah, my power reaches all the way across the Atlantic. It was a wonderful club filled with statues of abs and cardboard cutouts of Kathy Bates, oh yeah! While we were walking Jude turns to me and says, �Hey Leon, why so glum? Why don�t you let your personality go you know, show these English women what Leon is all about, unleash the beast that is Leon�.

Right at that moment I agreed with him, I tried to unleash the beast and as soon as he turned back to me and saw that I was unleashing the beast he stopped me. I was a bit ticked. Why would he ask me to do that and then stop me in the middle of unleashing? I don�t know but luckily I decided to give them a little something to get excited about. I exited the club for a small time only to re-enter in a really hott dance involving 4 things, ankle socks, sunglasses, a white robe that was pure heavenly, and a nice tight pair of hott pants that showed off �The Beast� quite well. Anyone that witnessed it should be quite glad, they are very special. It was sweet and I got a little action from one of the homeless chicks in the neighborhood, well I think she was homeless but she could have not been. I am only judging on the amount of tooth decay you know.